Post by jholland1964 on Aug 4, 2018 18:30:27 GMT -5
AS I GET OLDER I REALIZE:
1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.
2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.
3. I don't need anger management. I just need people to stop ticking me off.
4. My people skills are just fine. It is my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write this down."
6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment but now it is like a mini-vacation.
7. The day the world runs out of wine is just to terrible to think about.
8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
Very good I can empathize with them all except #1. 
